- "Julio takin' us to schoolio"
- "Why are they allowing Alabama to play with 35 players on defense?"
- "I think their punter is currently drinking around the world in Epcot."
- "If we played 10 times, they would win 15"
- "We need much more to compete against a true BCS team. We need a couple of CBs, safeties that can tackle, and a pass rush. That's just defense."
- "If Cam Newton costs $200,000 for a season, how much is a 2nd half rental?"
- "and now cousins is dead"
- "If I was our QB i would hire an attorney and sue them for negligence or intentional infliction of physical and emotional distress."
- "I'm ready to accept MSU boosters paying for an offensive line. If we get caught I can deal with it."
- "This is getting out of hand...an Alabama d-lineman just popped out of my TV and threw me 10 yards behind my couch."
- "Can we just roll out a blowup doll for our QB? At least they won't be surprised from behind."
- "Do you think this is how Custer felt?"
- "We're going to have a wing named after us at Orlando Regional Medical Center by the time this game finishes."
- "well we kept it under 50."
- "We brought our band down to Orlando? I had no idea!"
- Reporter: Coach Dantonio, what do you think happened here today? Dantonio: Alabama Kicked our a.s.s. Reporter: Why do you think the game was so lopsided? Dantonio: Because we couldn't kick their a.s.s.
- "I want to know how many times in the history of organized football that teams have punted on 4th and goal"
- "SO THIS IS WHAT THEY MEAN BY TEAM SPEED"
- "You know, I've never been sodomized, but I'd imagine it'd feel somewhat like how I'm feeling right now watching this mess."
- "if i'm Maxwell, I fake an injury on the way to the huddle"
- 'I can't believe Saban let the 4th stringers play for a quarter and half and didn't put in the 5th string.'
I saw these in an email and fell in love. Hilarious.
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