Thank you for all that you do. Thank you for being so VERY thorough in your review of my material. I LOVE that you are so nit-picky. What you do is very important... but, for the sake of all that is pure and holy... could you hurry it up? Please? I need to collect my data, and this lack of communication is killing me. I promise having kids watch kids videos isn't harmful to them. I promise to get parental permission. I promise not to start collecting my data until you say I can. But if you could just give me the okay, I'd really appreciate it. This dissertation is very relevant topic, and I have people lined up and excited about participating, but until you give the all clear, I'm just twiddling my thumbs, and I really HATE twiddling my thumbs. So if you could just... you know... give me the okay, that'd be great. No pressure though. Really.
By the way, your hair looks really nice today. Have you lost weight?